Hey beautiful. Lemme guess real quick… You’ve found yourself here for 1 of 2 reasons… 1. You’ve been burned by a FB before and you wanna confirm that it wasn’t YOUR fault (and that’s ok) or 2. like most- you’re interested in what tea I’m about to spill (and that’s ok too).
You can look at this little blog for guys and girls… a tutorial for wannabe FB’s looking to level up, or a Good Girl’s guide to spotting the finesse. This blog is a double threat, a real crowd pleaser…I’m the fucking gift that keeps on giving sweetcheeks.
No darlin, I aint talkin about a basic bitch ‘u up’ at 3am FB, I’m talking about a skill, a talent, a 21st century artform, a true DADDY.
So sit back, relax…one hand free to scroll and the other nestled in the waistband of your gray sweatpants baby and let’s roll… Continue reading
